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Humor for the Summer Heat

I bet you’re loving the weather this time of year, what with the snow melted, the sun shining and the seeds screaming to be sown.  In Florida, much of our gardening season is coming to an end.  My potatoes have been dug up, roasted, mashed and skillet-fried.  My sweet onions have been hauled out of the ground, slapped on the grill, sliced into salads… 

You get the idea.  So round about this time, my mind starts to wander…to crazy places, faraway places, places most people would fear!  Okay, just kidding.  But seriously, have you ever wondered:  if kids were vegetables/fruits, which one would yours be? 

Carrot – These boys and girls are bunches of fun and pure gold, inside and out.  At times they may appear feather-minded or flippant, but not to worry—they usually hop to their senses in short order!  For them, life is joyful.  Who can argue with that?

Corn – All sunshine and candy this child is as sweet and happy as they come, complete with flaxen hair and slender frame, though not all are blonde.  Ever heard of Indian corn?  Browns, reds, these kids come in all colors and flavors!  Occasionally blown off-balance by life, these little ones can prove susceptible to sudden surprise.  But who isn’t?   

Watermelon – Is it summertime, yet?  That’s the question spittin’ from these kids, cause they’re all about outdoor play, picnics and swim parties.  Don’t look for these rosy-cheeks anywhere near a computer game when the sun is shining but by golly Miss Molly when they’re finished—they move on quick, leaving a “scatter” of evidence behind. 

Onion – While these little ones spend more time in tears than many of their peers, despair not—they sweeten as they mature, especially when kept close to home.  Once fully-grown, these boys and girls realize how versatile they truly are and find themselves in high demand and welcome most everywhere.

Strawberry – Bright and cheerful, these spring babies are a real treat.  They love the sun, love to shine…they simply love life.  But caution:  prone to a sweet tooth these kids will wallow in crème and sugar if you let them, with a tendency to plump!  And while plump can be perfect, TOO plump is not. Encourage these sweeties to keep it fresh and minimize the sugary add-ons.

Cabbage – These cherubs are as quiet as they are cute.  No trouble, no talkback, they’re good-natured and easy to mix.  Invited to parties year-round, they blend easily with any crowd and in the rare event they turn sour, don’t fret.  Simply run a hand over their soft heads, hush them to sleep and they’ll be lulled back to good sense in no time!

Chili Pepper – These kids will keep you hopping, skipping AND jumping!  Firecrackers for sure, these kiddos are sharp-minded and rambunctious—a definite hand-full that adds zing to your life.  Many a day you may question your sanity, but never your luck.  While spicy and hard to handle, you wouldn’t trade them for the world.  Not for a second.

Pole Beans – Fresh outdoorsy types, these kids love to climb and see the world.  Tall and slim, they’re forever exploring yet easy to manage.  Need something?  Ask these sweet babies.  They’re quick to produce and don’t disappoint.

Pumpkin – As the name entails, these kids are cuter than pumpkins, round and merry and oh-so-ready for fall.  Apple pie and haystacks are what lure these kids (not to mention a great goblin costume).  But watch your back!  These mischievous critters are practical jokesters, known to spook a time or two.

Weeds – Wouldn’t be fair to overlook these little fellas.  Can’t because they’re everywhere!  Underfoot, out the door, around the corner!  And they’re quick, too.  Staying on top of these kids will take constant supervision and planning ahead.  They need freedom to roam and room to move and if you’re smart—you’ll allot them a space all their own.  No can do?  Ruh, roh.  These resourceful kids will make it happen.

 As part of the Summer Splash Blog Hop, I’m giving away a garden goody basket!  Giveaway includes custom seed packet holder, set of 10 seed saving packets for your harvest, pair of kids’ garden gloves and your choice of garden-inspired T-shirt — bloomin’ sprout or bloomin’ beauty, caption on the back reads: “A child (girl) will bloom in time; their (her) own sweet time!”

How do you win?  Simply leave a comment here and you’ll be entered to win.  Want to increase your odds?  Like my facebook page and follow me on twitter!  Three easy ways to win. 🙂  Now get hopping–you’ve got a ton more sites to visit.

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  1. Natasha says

    05/25/2012 at 12:57 AM

    Thanks for the chance to win!
    natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 6:29 AM

      Thanks for stopping by!

      Reply
  2. carla says

    05/25/2012 at 4:30 AM

    Thank you for such a great giveaway

    scarlettkitty at hotmail dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 6:29 AM

      Appreciate you taking the time to participate!

      Reply
  3. Crybrug says

    05/25/2012 at 4:55 AM

    What a fun post. I believe I have an onion(girl) and a weed(boy). This made me smile thank you.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 6:30 AM

      LOL ~ my son is convinced he’s part weed, part onion and part hot chiii pepper. My daughter? She’s undecided. At twelve, the mere thought of comparing herself to foodstuff is BEYOND her. 🙂

      Reply
  4. debbie says

    05/25/2012 at 7:18 AM

    This is really nice, I would love to have it.
    twoofakind12@yahoo.com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:05 PM

      Thank you–you’re in!

      Reply
  5. Sayomay says

    05/25/2012 at 9:50 AM

    I follow you via twitter as @Ocedday and Liked you on FB as Samantha Deen!
    Thank you for this giveaway! My mom is a tiny woman and loves to garden!
    xeno_turtle(at)yahoo(dot)com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:06 PM

      Perfect. And that makes 3 for you!

      Reply
  6. A.D. Duling says

    05/25/2012 at 10:06 AM

    Exciting and wonderful! I have some kiddies that would love this! Clever!
    Hopping on through!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:07 PM

      Kids DO love gardening, don’t they?

      Reply
  7. Dianna Breeden-Wallis says

    05/25/2012 at 12:12 PM

    Thanks for this chance.. love the prizes!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:07 PM

      Appreciate the kind words and good luck!

      Reply
  8. teressa oliver says

    05/25/2012 at 12:24 PM

    thanks for the giveaway
    follow on FB as teressa oliver
    follow on twitter as tynapier2
    teressaoliver at gmail dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:08 PM

      Got it. Thanks for stopping by and happy “splashing!”

      Reply
  9. Tobi H says

    05/25/2012 at 1:11 PM

    Thanks for doing the giveaway! My 5 year old is a red headed corn. Still discovering my 17 month old twins personalities! <3

    Tobi
    tobihelton at gmail dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:08 PM

      Sweet aren’t they? Bet those twins will follow suit!

      Reply
  10. Tobi H says

    05/25/2012 at 1:12 PM

    Oh Followed Titter @tobi_helton
    FB Tobi (maiden name) Helton sorry I never post Maiden on sites ;D

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:09 PM

      Marked it down.

      Reply
  11. Rob says

    05/25/2012 at 1:13 PM

    yeah, my kids are watermelons. No doubt.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:12 PM

      FUN. Thanks for taking part!

      Reply
  12. Kris says

    05/25/2012 at 1:33 PM

    Thanks for the giveaway!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:13 PM

      Appreciate you stopping by 🙂

      Reply
  13. Jennifer Metz says

    05/25/2012 at 1:59 PM

    Thanks for the great giveaway!

    Reply
  14. Jennifer Metz says

    05/25/2012 at 2:00 PM

    Follow on Twitter – @jennifermetz83

    Reply
  15. Jennifer Metz says

    05/25/2012 at 2:00 PM

    Like on Facebook – Jennifer Vice Metz

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/25/2012 at 3:13 PM

      One, two, three–you’re in for them all! Good luck!

      Reply
  16. dogwood says

    05/25/2012 at 5:36 PM

    My daughter (a little cabbage) would adore this prize! She attends a health, wellness, and environmental studies magnet school and they have 3 gardens they tend! She’s hooked!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:09 AM

      SWEET. I host the school garden for my kids and I can tell you, these children are naturals in the garden and enjoy every minute. Thanks for stopping by and good luck!

      Reply
  17. Danielle Williams says

    05/25/2012 at 9:30 PM

    THank you so much for the giveaway!!!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:08 AM

      Thank you for stopping by! 🙂

      Reply
  18. Cyndee Thomas says

    05/25/2012 at 9:46 PM

    This is an awesome giveaway:) Thanks for the chance!
    Cyndee

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:08 AM

      You’re in!

      Reply
  19. Kristina Yeager says

    05/25/2012 at 10:40 PM

    Thank you for your contribution to the hop. teamedward841@live.com
    Liked on facebook under same name.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:07 AM

      Two for you and thanks for splashing with us today!

      Reply
  20. Kaitlynne W says

    05/25/2012 at 10:47 PM

    Thank you so much for the giveaway!

    shadowkatt2011 [at] aim [dot] com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:07 AM

      You bet and good luck!

      Reply
  21. Shauna says

    05/25/2012 at 11:24 PM

    What a great idea!!
    FB Shauna Olen Buck
    Twitter @jbsmunky

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:06 AM

      That makes three chances to win! Thank you!

      Reply
  22. Sophie S says

    05/26/2012 at 2:11 AM

    Awesome giveaway I would love to win!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:06 AM

      Thanks for taking part and good luck!

      Reply
  23. Hira Hasnain (Enamored Soul) says

    05/26/2012 at 2:38 AM

    I don’t have kids (yet!)…but I was definitely a Cabbage, but with a tendency to be a Strawberry. I think I’d love for my kids to be either watermelons or cabbages, too….haha… but in all honesty, I think children of all kinds are adorable (that’s why I love teaching) so I’d take any of the above 😀

    Thank you for your generosity, and for participating in this blog hop!

    Reply
  24. Hira Hasnain (Enamored Soul) says

    05/26/2012 at 2:39 AM

    I’m a Twitter follower: @inluvwithbookz

    Reply
  25. Hira Hasnain (Enamored Soul) says

    05/26/2012 at 2:41 AM

    I “like” BloominThyme on Facebook – Hira Hasnain

    P.S…I love the wordplay… you know right away, that blogger must have a penchant for gardening, or a real green thumb! 😀

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 7:05 AM

      You’re in for three! And while my thumb isn’t always green, I do try to keep it FUN! Thanks for stopping by!

      Reply
  26. heather kaufman says

    05/26/2012 at 1:16 PM

    Thanks for the giveaway!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 4:04 PM

      Appreciate you taking part!

      Reply
  27. colleen kosinski says

    05/26/2012 at 3:36 PM

    Great giveaway!

    colleen@myartsite.com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/26/2012 at 4:03 PM

      Thanks!

      Reply
  28. Monica Gutierrez says

    05/26/2012 at 5:16 PM

    Thanks a lot for the giveaway!!

    Followed on Twitter, and Liked on Facebook!

    mgutierrez254(at)yahoo(dot)com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/27/2012 at 7:28 AM

      Glad you stopped by! You’re in for three. 🙂

      Reply
  29. Tracy Awalt Juliano says

    05/26/2012 at 5:45 PM

    Thank you for the great giveaway! It’s certainly appreciated 🙂
    ohsopetite1(at)yahoo(dot)com

    Reply
  30. Tracy Awalt Juliano says

    05/26/2012 at 5:46 PM

    Facebook follower- Tracy Awalt Juliano
    Thank you 🙂
    ohsopetite1(at)yahoo(dot)com

    Reply
  31. Tracy Awalt Juliano says

    05/26/2012 at 5:47 PM

    Twitter follower: @tracyjuliano
    Thank you 🙂
    ohsopetite1(at)yahoo(dot)com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/27/2012 at 7:29 AM

      Great! Will look for you there!

      Reply
  32. Shae says

    05/26/2012 at 6:34 PM

    How cute! Thanks for the chance to win.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/27/2012 at 7:29 AM

      Thanks – it was fun to write. Good luck!

      Reply
  33. Cindy Macbeth says

    05/26/2012 at 11:48 PM

    Thank you for the chance to win your giveaway.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/27/2012 at 7:30 AM

      You bet and thanks for taking part!

      Reply
  34. Sammie Spencer says

    05/27/2012 at 1:20 AM

    I just love this giveaway! We’re growing veggies this year, and for mother’s day, the kids planted me a beautiful flower bed. Thanks for the opportunity!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/27/2012 at 7:31 AM

      What FABULOUS children you have! Good luck on the win — they sound like they’ll appreciate it. 🙂

      Reply
  35. Sherry S. says

    05/27/2012 at 10:59 AM

    I enjoyed your post. Thanks for the giveaway.
    sstrode at scrtc dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/27/2012 at 2:37 PM

      Comparing plants and people always gives me a chuckle… 🙂

      Reply
  36. Amy Conley says

    05/28/2012 at 10:56 AM

    I love this variety of veggies! I have my own variety with 4 grandkids, one lone little girl and her 3 male cousins,all younger! While I love ALL my grands equally, for this past year my hubby and I have taken care of the youngest one, now 14 months old. Since we are 50 and 52 years old, it’s like beginning all over again, but we wouldn’t trade a second of our time with him. Right now he seems to be a little weed, “all over the place, and fast!” It’s all we can do to contain him! We have a deck on the back of our house and while hubby never had to consider adding a gate, for safety with any of the other grands, this one now has a gate! We call the deck his own personal playpen! It’s the only way to contain him and keep him happy at the same time. It also saves us from having to run all over the place to track him down. All I can say is this is one time I am glad we live on the end of a dead end street in the middle of nowhere, at least when he does get away, we know where he’s headed and we know he’s safe (lack of traffic).

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:24 AM

      Sounds like my son — the boy has SO much energy, even he doesn’t know what to do with himself sometimes! Gotta love it… 🙂

      Reply
  37. Velvet Hubler says

    05/28/2012 at 1:49 PM

    Thank you for the great giveaway!

    Reply
  38. Velvet Hubler says

    05/28/2012 at 1:49 PM

    Follow on Twitter as @Velvet9595

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:25 AM

      Thanks! And love the name Velvet…conjures up all sorts of warm and fuzzy thoughts. 🙂

      Reply
  39. Laura (Booksnob) says

    05/28/2012 at 4:13 PM

    I love gardening and so do my kids. Now if the deer would quit eating our plants, we would be really happy. Thanks for the giveaway!
    booksnobsblog at gmail dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:26 AM

      You have deer, we have rabbits. Good news? We also have hawks!! Good luck with the giveaway!

      Reply
  40. GHovorka1 says

    05/28/2012 at 8:03 PM

    Thanks for the giveaway! Love gardening <3
    Facebook liked and Twitter follower @GHovorka1

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:30 AM

      Gardening is a joy… Good luck and thanks for stopping by!

      Reply
  41. jodi lasher says

    05/28/2012 at 8:57 PM

    Thanks for the great giveaway
    lasherjodi@yahoo.com

    Reply
  42. jodi lasher says

    05/28/2012 at 8:57 PM

    I follow on twitter
    @jodifrasier
    lasherjodi@yahoo.com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:30 AM

      Appreciate it and best of luck on the drawing!

      Reply
  43. Christine Jensen says

    05/29/2012 at 9:03 AM

    Such a fun prize! Thanks for the chance to win 🙂

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:31 AM

      Well, kids in the garden are WAY fun. 🙂 Good luck!

      Reply
  44. Maureen says

    05/29/2012 at 9:12 AM

    My husband and I are trying to grow some vegetables this year.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 10:33 AM

      Make sure they’re veggies you’ll eat rather than those easy to grow — otherwise, you’ll end up spending all your time giving them away! We learned this the hard way with radish.

      Reply
  45. Ashleigh says

    05/29/2012 at 3:15 PM

    Thanks! This is a great giveaway! Following on twitter @AshleighMachado

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 3:53 PM

      Thanks for taking part in our Summer Splash!

      Reply
  46. Alisia says

    05/29/2012 at 3:30 PM

    thanks for the giveaway!!
    nightsky1102 at gmail dot com
    FB: Alisia Machado
    Twitter: Alisia_Machado

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/29/2012 at 3:54 PM

      Counting three for you! Good luck!

      Reply
  47. Melissa P. says

    05/29/2012 at 9:22 PM

    Thanks for the giveaway!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 6:41 AM

      I love FREE stuff! 🙂

      Reply
  48. Candice Hull says

    05/30/2012 at 1:53 AM

    Thank you for the chance to win!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 6:41 AM

      Good luck on winning!

      Reply
  49. Kathy Davis says

    05/30/2012 at 3:38 AM

    Especially love the kid’s garden gloves and the caption on the back of the T-shirt. Thanks for the opportunity.
    Kathy Davis
    kdavis1@centurytel.net

    Reply
  50. Kathy Davis says

    05/30/2012 at 3:40 AM

    Twitter follower as kdavis52.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 6:44 AM

      Appreciate the kind words and have you marked for your chances to win!

      Reply
  51. Francine Anchondo says

    05/30/2012 at 9:02 AM

    thanks for the giveaway

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 8:57 PM

      Glad to do it and good luck!

      Reply
  52. Nicole M says

    05/30/2012 at 9:10 AM

    This is toooo cute! Thank you so much! 🙂 Love it!

    I also “liked” on facebook 🙂

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 8:57 PM

      Thank you 🙂 You’re in for two – good luck!

      Reply
  53. Gale Nelson says

    05/30/2012 at 12:51 PM

    thankyou for the giveaway Gale
    pgan427 at yahoo dot com

    Reply
  54. Rachel Robertson (Azrael) says

    05/30/2012 at 1:35 PM

    Thanks so much for the giveaway and all the interesting info in your blog post!

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 8:59 PM

      Thanks. 🙂 Not only do I love gardening, but I LOVE free stuff!

      Reply
  55. Crystal Guidroz says

    05/30/2012 at 3:44 PM

    My daughter is a cross between a chili pepper and a carrot! Hybrid, lol
    Thanks for the giveaway!
    Added you on facebook & twitter

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/30/2012 at 9:01 PM

      My kids are hybrids too, but NOT my vegetables. Never my vegetables. After all, I’m striving for self-sustainability!!!

      Reply
  56. Heather @ Red Headed Bookworm says

    05/30/2012 at 10:06 PM

    That is the cutest idea! Thanks for the giveaway!
    FB Heather Baker Schrock
    Twitter @redhedbookworm

    hschrock24112 at yahoo dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/31/2012 at 6:37 AM

      Appreciate the kind words! 🙂

      Reply
  57. Tabathia B says

    05/30/2012 at 11:22 PM

    great giveaway, we haven’t started our garden yet because the weather here is so crazy
    tbarrettno1 at gmail dot com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/31/2012 at 6:38 AM

      That is a GREAT thing about living in Florida ~ 2 reliable garden seasons!! Good luck when you begin and the giveaway drawing!

      Reply
  58. heather whitford says

    05/31/2012 at 12:58 AM

    Please enter me in this contest :)/. My kids are so habernaros, lol.

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/31/2012 at 6:38 AM

      Created that one after my own little boy. 🙂 You’re in!

      Reply
  59. Tamar says

    05/31/2012 at 7:25 AM

    cool thanks 🙂

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      05/31/2012 at 12:57 PM

      You bet! 🙂

      Reply
  60. Ruth Hill says

    05/31/2012 at 7:17 PM

    Oh, please enter me! Thanks1

    Reply
  61. Ruth Hill says

    05/31/2012 at 7:20 PM

    follow you on twitter
    ruthhill74

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      06/01/2012 at 7:40 AM

      You’re in for two! Watch for winner to be posted June 1st!

      Reply
  62. Kiley P. says

    05/31/2012 at 10:47 PM

    Thanks for the giveaway.
    I follow you on facebook – Kiley Payne

    kileypayne(at)hotmail(dot)com

    Reply
    • gardenfrisk says

      06/01/2012 at 7:41 AM

      Thank you for following along on the summer splash and good luck!

      Reply

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